About me.

Good morning class and welcome to my webpage.
My name is Joshua A Beu. 
I am a mathematics torturer teacher at Cascade High School.
I was the inspiration for the character known as "007."
I can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 2 minutes.
I was once on an episode of "Say Yes to the Dress."
I can quote the entire movie "The Emperor's New Groove."
I am terrified of finding $20 bills in my desk. Don't even try it!
"All I Want for Christmas is You" is one of my top 3 favorite songs of all time.
I give bonus points to students who wear green shirts on quiz days.
Unsweet tea is better than sweet tea. Fight me!
I was one of the 76 trombones in the big parade.
I can travel forward in time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.
The best Stars Wars movie is Episode 1: Phantom Menace.
I currently hold the Guinness Book of World Record for most lies on one Cascade High School teacher bio page.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
One or more lines on this page, including this one, may be mildly inaccurate. (Good luck proving it.)