About me.

My name is Joshua A Beu. 

I am a mathematics torturer teacher at Cascade High School.

I was the inspiration for the character known as "Wolverine."

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 2 minutes.

I was once on an episode of "Say Yes to the Dress."

I can quote the entire movie "The Emperor's New Groove."

"All I Want for Christmas is You" is one of my top 3 favorite songs of all time.

I give bonus points to students who wear green shirts on quiz days.

Unsweet tea is better than sweet tea. Fight me!

I was one of the 76 trombones in the big parade.

I can travel forward in time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.

The best Stars Wars movie is Episode 1: Phantom Menace.

 

I currently hold the Guinness Book of World Record for most lies on one Cascade High School teacher bio page.

 

One or more lines on this page, including this one, may be mildly inaccurate. (Good luck proving it.)